I know not her name or from where She came, or even if She’s a she at all, but ‘The Cat‘ has made a considerfurball impurrsion. Compared to all the Pawsome cats eye can’t furrget, she is the Cat’s pajamas.
She’s Beautifurl, just the Cat’s meow and a real glamour puss. So I want to take her photo. Each time I run out with camera in hand, she runs away like a cat on a hot tin roof and I’ve got as much chance as a wax cat in hell. But there’s more than one way to skin a cat. Oops, I better not say that out loud. I don’t want to get her back up.
She’s always furtively, slinking into my yard, taking cat naps, pussyfooting around and disapurring faster than a cheetah’s be-hind leg. Purrhaps she’s a Cat purrglar, be-claws her Acrobatic profelinecy is remarcatble.
Mum thinks She’s Purrsian, but we have no Kitty ex-purr-tease. We just call her ‘the Cat’ excitedly each time she graces us with her presents. (No not the scattered kind. Her presence is the present, since she’s so rarely seen.) She’s the cat’s mother, my mother used to say, though to this day I don’t know why.
I sidle up to her slowly (‘The Cat’ not my mother although ‘She’ could be the cat’s mother if she really is a she), ready to shoot. I promised I wouldn’t neuter-all-eyes her and there’s no way I could whisk her away, she’s such a smooth opurrator!
I can’t judge her expurrsion. Is she putting on hoity-toity hairs, grumpier than a bag of cats or a scaredy, fraidy cat?I know they say let sleeping cats lie, but shouldn’t they tell the truth like everyone else?
I hope she’s not feeling Pee-fish or Pet-you-lent. I don’t want a cat nip catsualty. That would be a catastrophe! There’s a fine lion between purrmitting proximity and the Meow-ouch catty-gore-ease. I don’t want a Meowdical predicatmint!
She pawses, purr-if-feral-ly aware. I don’t want her to scampurr off.
Looks like the cat’s out of the bag, but she stays. If she’s treating me with cat-tempt, it’s not purrceivefurball, but I just know she’s thinking catty remarks like look what the human dragged in!
She knows what curiosity did to the cat but soon she’s cat-tivated. I barely trigger a snappy shot and she’s cat-a-bolted herself over de-fence.
Some would say it was blue meowder getting theses imeowages, but even though some think she’s a real sour puss, I couldn’t be more purrleased! I couldn’t wait to tell you the good Mews!
Lovely, funny. You cativated me.
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🙂 Thanks Meredith.
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Very cute! Nice story.
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Thanks Pavanneh 🙂
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Funny and clever!
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I’m so purrleased you liked it!
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🙂
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Loved it!! Purrrfect. Must have taken you a furry long time!!
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Just a little kitty Purrseverance 😀
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it’s a hugabug teddy cat 🙂
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I don’t know what that is but it sounds very cool! 😀
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when I looked at the cat it reminded me one of the songs from the film Heart and Souls;
Part 3 around 3min mark; and part 12 🙂
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sorry that was just supposed to send a link to the list page
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Shes a Ragdoll. And very pretty.
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Thanks we were purrplexed 🙂
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How lovely. It should be Freshly Purr-essed.
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How Meowvarlous ! 🙂
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Usually I could be turned off by all the puns, but you made it totally fun and I was entertained to the end. It’s purrfectly delightful.
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What a lovely catpliment! Thank you
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The pretty kitty seems to be a tease. With those eyes, she (or he) can get away with anything. Wonderful story & pics!
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Thanks, and yes she’s purrticularly sneaky.
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Such fun words! Clever and creative.
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What a lovely catpliment! Thank you for your purrspective 🙂
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I just love this cat; please let it have one of these –
http://afterthephoenix.wordpress.com/to-phoenix/
and you can alter the rules however works for you;
the spirit not the letter yes 😀
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Kitty thanks you 😀
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Cute post and I love the pretty kitty. Thank you for linking up and sharing your post with Saturday’s Critters.. Have a happy day!
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Thank you so much. Hope you had a happy Caturday 🙂
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What a purrrfect post 🙂 Love my cats too . #countrykids
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Thank you 🙂
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That is such a beautiful fluffy cat!
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She’s a beautiful sneaky miss-tery 😀
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Purfekt 🙂
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Meowny thanks! 😀
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Gorgeous blue eyes — and if she is a ragdoll — they are wonderful!! Love their humans!! 😀
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That’s great, thanks. We all think she’s gorgeous. Maybe she won’t run off next time. 😀
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She is truly really beautiful! Thank you for your lovely entry.
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Thanks 🙂
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Cats have so much personality.
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They certainly do!
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Purrfect 😀 Pawkisses 🙂
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🙂
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your special cat-designed-language made me smile, I was surprised by the creative cat orthography!
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She does have an atypicat purrlance 🙂
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Hi!! Firstly I wish to say Thank You for reading my short story and taking the time to give it a little Like! And secondly, Kitty looks a lot like my own catkins!
Thanks for reading my story!
~Victoria
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Hi Victoria, your catkins must be lovely! 🙂
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He’s an absolute stunner! A blue point Ragdoll with eyes as blue as in your kitty story photo…He’s beautiful on the inside too 🙂
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Oh, he sounds gorgeous! 🙂 And a sweetie too, wonderful. I’m so happy for you.
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